Product Description:
"Certified Silly Goose" Velcro Patch
Are you, or someone you love, officially a certified silly goose? Wear it loud, proud, and ridiculously well with this hilarious Certified Silly Goose Velcro Patch. At 3 inches, this embroidered masterpiece is perfect for tactical gear, backpacks, hats, or anything that needs a bit of playful nonsense. Whether you’re causing harmless chaos or just living your best goofy life, this patch lets the world know you’re silly and proud of it.
- Premium Embroidery: High-quality stitching that honors your “Certified Silly Goose” title.
- Velcro Backing: Easy to slap on, swap out, and make a quick silly exit if needed.
- Durable Design: Holds up against goose-level mischief, outdoor adventures, and honks of approval.
Perfect for gifts, pranksters, or anyone who refuses to take life too seriously. Go on, embrace your inner silly goose—you’ve earned it.
🇺🇸 Proudly sold by American Patriot Limited, a women-owned small business in Colorado Springs. 🇺🇸