SH*T CREEK SURVIVOR – Because You Paddled Through the Bullsh*t

Ever been up a metaphorical (or literal) creek without a paddle? Of course you have. And guess what? You survived.This hilarious patch celebrates your triumphant return from chaos, disaster, or that one family reunion you barely made it through. Featuring crossed paddles and bold, white embroidery on a black background, this patch is your badge of honor for not totally losing your mind. Wear it with pride, you beautiful mess.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• 🔥 For the Resilient Rebel – Let the world know you’ve seen some sh*t… and made it out with your sense of humor intact.
• 💥 Bold & Durable Design – 3.15" x 1.97" of embroidered glory with crisp contrast and tactical edge.
• 🔥 Hook & Loop Backing – Slap it on your gear, jacket, bag, or tactical vest with zero sewing required.
• 💥 Instant Conversation Starter – Because who hasn’t been down Sh*t Creek at least once?

💥 Perfect For:

• 🎒 Veterans of life’s chaos and comedy
• 🚨 EMTs, military, LEOs, and first responders
• 🧭 Campers, survivalists, and your friend who always attracts drama
• 🤪 Anyone who lived through 2020... or Monday

👊 About Us:

We're American Patriot Limited 🇺🇸 – a Woman-Owned & Operated powerhouse from Colorado Springs, creating epic, sarcastic, and patriotic merch for the wild ones. We salute your survival with style and attitude. 💣