Turn down the heat and crank up the attitude with this hilariously chill patch that proves big vibes come in compact containers. Shaped like a classic red-and-white mini cooler, this embroidered gem proudly declares: “Don’t hate me because I’m a Little Cooler.” It’s punny, it's punchy, and it's perfect for anyone who knows size doesn’t matter when you're keeping things frosty. Slap this on your pack and let the cold-hearted comedy begin.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• 🧊 High-quality embroidery with bold colors and killer stitching
• 💥 Hook-and-loop backing for easy slap-and-chill deployment
• 🧊 Compact size with mega attitude—just like your favorite tailgate sidekick
• 💥 Guaranteed to make people laugh, cringe, or both

💥 Perfect For:

• 🍻 Cooler dads, lake lovers, and picnic pranksters
• 🎒 EDC kits, vests, or anything that needs an extra 10 degrees of cool
• 😂 Patch collectors who love a good pun with their punchlines
• 🧃 Anyone who takes their drinks cold and their humor colder

👊 About Us:
We’re American Patriot Limited—a 🇺🇸 Woman-Owned & Operated outfit from the heart of Colorado Springs, CO. We stitch sarcasm, patriotism, and attitude into every piece we make. No safe spaces here—just cool gear for cool people. 🦅💪