When the government claims efficiency, we all know it’s a joke. Introducing the DOGE: Department of Government Efficiency tee—because nothing screams "competence" quite like bureaucratic bloat and trillion-dollar deficits. Featuring the iconic Doge in all his glory, rocking patriotic shades and dropping truth bombs like “I’m Lovin’ It” (because hey, they sure love spending your tax dollars).

This 100% in-house, American-made tee is a satirical take on our favorite fast-food giant and the recent "Department of Government Efficiency" news. Whether you're making fun of the absurdity or just flexing your freedom, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs, nods, and maybe even a visit from Big Brother. 👀

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• 🔥 Hilarious, eye-catching design – Perfect for those who love liberty, sarcasm, and calling out government waste.
• 💥 High-quality print – Durable, crisp, and resistant to all that bureaucratic nonsense.
• 🇺🇸 Made in-house – Printed right here in the USA—no taxpayer dollars wasted.
• 👊 Soft, breathable fabric – Comfortable enough to wear while watching government inefficiency in action.

💥 Perfect For:

• 💀 Hardcore liberty-lovers who enjoy a solid government roast.
• 🔥 Political junkies who love satire and free-market efficiency.
• 💵 Anyone tired of the government wasting their hard-earned money.
• 🍔 Fans of capitalism, memes, and the REAL Department of Efficiency (McDonald’s drive-thru workers).

👊 About Us:

We are American Patriot Limited – a Woman-Owned & Operated business deep in the heart of Colorado Springs. We stand for freedom, satire, and calling out the nonsense—one epic shirt at a time. 🇺🇸🔥