Punch your ticket straight to laugh-out-loud territory with this hilarious “POUND TOWN” morale patch. Styled like an old-school admit-one carnival ticket, this patch is equal parts raunchy and rugged—perfect for patriots with a sense of humor as unfiltered as their playlist. Whether you're headed to the gym, the range, or just livin’ loud, this patch puts your priorities on full display. And yes, it sticks harder than your ex’s bad decisions.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• 💥 Woven design with bold black and red details on a tan background
• 🔥 Hook-and-loop backing for easy swapping on any tactical surface
• 💥 Lightweight, durable, and built to last longer than your last situationship
• 🔥 Guaranteed to spark conversation or uncomfortable silence—your call

💥 Perfect For:

• 😏 Gym rats who lift heavy and flirt harder
• 🎯 Range bags, tactical gear, or questionable first date outfits
• 🎒 EDC collectors, patch traders, and morale maniacs
• 💀 Anyone who finds subtlety vastly overrated

👊 About Us:
We’re American Patriot Limited—a 🇺🇸 Woman-Owned & Operated small business based in badass Colorado Springs, CO. We create edgy, freedom-fueled gear for Americans who speak fluent sarcasm and don’t take orders from commies. Thanks for rolling with the rebels. 🦅💥🇺🇸