“Tax This Dick” – Benjamin Franklin (Allegedly)

The quote may not be historically verified, but the attitude is 100% red, white, and unfiltered. Our “Tax This Dick – Benjamin Franklin” metal plate is the kind of in-your-face freedom that would’ve made the Boston Tea Party look like a polite brunch. Whether you're decking out your truck hitch, your man cave, or your potted plant corner like a savage patriot, this one’s for the unapologetic rebels who know taxation is theft and sarcasm is a constitutional right.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• 🔥 Rustic AF – Distressed metal finish for that vintage rebellion aesthetic
• 💥 Versatile Display – Mount it on your hitch, desk, or smack-dab in the middle of the IRS parking lot (just kidding… kinda)
• 🔥 Hilariously offensive – Just how Ben would’ve wanted it
• 💥 Conversation starter – Unless you're talking to a tax collector

💥 Perfect For:

• 🇺🇸 Libertarians, patriots, & freedom-loving smartasses
• 💣 Trucks that don’t have “coexist” stickers
• 🐍 Fans of historical sarcasm
• 🧾 Anyone who’s ever screamed at TurboTax

👊 About Us:

We’re American Patriot Limited, proudly Woman-Owned & Operated out of Colorado Springs, CO 🇺🇸. We don’t do safe. We do savage. We make gear that offends tyrants, cracks up your buddies, and makes your grandma shake her head in disappointment. Mission accomplished. 👊💥